elvs:

elvs:

hey why don’t discos still exist

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ourbloodiscoldandwearealone:

femmerat:

appetitusinvictus:

when Jesus knew Judas would betray him but invited him to brunch just for the drama of it all

Real Housewives of Nazareth

😧

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cumprise:

I’m a stay at home thot

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echo-2-1:

someone: hey can i ask you a personal question?

my oversharing ass already bursting to answer the question: moi?

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hildawhite:

banksy is so funny how do you gentrify vandalism

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pr0spit:

assflash newshole

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imsoshive:

Plot twist: The bride bursts into tears when she sees the groom cause his fade clean and she knows she getting dicked down on an island after

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gurlukovich:

gurlukovich:

the best parts of “british cuisine” aren’t even originated from the u.k…. fish and chips was brought over by jewish immigrants, curry was stolen from india, nandos is portuguese. all they gots is mashed potatoes and boiled unseasoned sausage. and eel pie. and chip cobs. 

just a reminder that everything good about england came from immigrants

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saccstry:

self care is blasting music into ur ears til u can barely think anymore

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hiddlestwinkle:

this had to be done

lightheartedsuggestion:

concept: we’re both in our softest pajamas. your arms are around me and our legs are intertwined. you kiss the back of neck and tell me you won’t ever let me go.

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beetledrink:

i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch

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